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Michael Jackson's autopsy results are in. Turns out he didn't die of cardiac arrest after all. He really died of food poisoning... he ate a ten year old wiener.
Although there is another theory that he choked on some 12 year old nuts.
Others say he was found in his bed with a couple of children having a stroke.
Paramedics might have saved him if they hadn't wasted 3 hours trying to get the color back into his cheeks.
I heard the funeral will be held at 3:15... that's when the big hand touches the little hand.
Actually only Michael's body will be buried, his head will go in the recycling bin.
There's a rumor he's going to be recycled into shopping bags... makes sense I guess, they're white, plastic, and a hazard to little children.
Either that or he'll be melted down into Lego blocks. That way, kids could play with him for a change.
Another source reports they're going to cremate him and put his ashes inside an etch-a-sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
I heard McDonalds is coming out with a new sandwich in memory of Michael. It's called the `McJackson´ - a fifty year old piece of meat between two eight year old buns.
thats for MJIrritated!!!
Joke
Earrings $2
Make-Up $60
Tattoo $150
Breast Implants $6000
Tuck In
Your Nuts...
Priceless!
Apollo 11 a FAKE ! ?
It captivated millions of people around the world for eight days in the summer of 1969. It brought glory to the embattled U.S. space program and inspired beliefs that anything was possible.
It's arguably the greatest technological feat of the 20th century.
And to some, it was all a lie.
Forty years after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin set foot on the moon, a small cult of conspiracy theorists maintains the historic event -- and the five subsequent Apollo moon landings -- were staged. These people believe NASA fabricated the landings to trump their Soviet rivals and fulfill President Kennedy's goal of ferrying humans safely to and from the moon by the end of the 1960s.
"I do know the moon landings were faked," said crusading filmmaker Bart Sibrel, whose aggressive interview tactics once provoked Aldrin to punch him in the face. "I'd bet my life on it."
Sibrel may seem crazy, but he has company. A 1999 Gallup poll found that a scant 6 percent of Americans doubted the Apollo 11 moon landing happened, and there is anecdotal evidence that the ranks of such conspiracy theorists, fueled by innuendo-filled documentaries and the Internet, are growing.
Twenty-five percent of respondents to a survey in the British magazine Engineering & Technology said they do not believe humans landed on the moon. A handful of Web sites and blogs circulate suspicions about NASA's "hoax."
And a Google search this week for "Apollo moon landing hoax" yielded more than 1.5 billion results.
"We love conspiracies," said Roger Launius, a senior curator at the National Air and Space Museum in Washington. "Going to the moon is hard to understand. And it's easier for some people to accept the answer that, 'Well, maybe we didn't go to the moon.' A lot of it is naivete."
Conspiracy theories about the Apollo missions began not long after the last astronaut returned from the moon in 1972. Bill Kaysing, a technical writer for Rocketdyne, which built rocket engines for NASA's Apollo program, published a 1974 book, "We Never Went to the Moon: America's Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle."
In the book and elsewhere, Kaysing argued that NASA lacked the technology in 1969 to land humans safely on the moon, that the Apollo astronauts would have been poisoned by passing through the Van Allen radiation belts that ring the Earth and that NASA's photos from the moon contained suspicious anomalies. 
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Kaysing theorized NASA sent the Apollo 11 astronauts up in a rocket until it was out of sight, then transferred the lunar capsule and its three passengers to a military cargo plane that dropped the capsule eight days later in the Pacific, where it was recovered. In the meantime, he believed, NASA officials filmed the "moon landing" at Area 51, the high-security military base in the Nevada desert, and brainwashed the astronauts to ensure their cooperation.
Some believe Kaysing's theories inspired the 1978 movie "Capricorn One," in which NASA fakes a Mars landing on a remote military base, then goes to desperate lengths to cover it up. Others insist NASA recruited director Stanley Kubrick, hot off "2001: A Space Odyssey," to film the "faked" moon landings.
Oh, and those moon rocks? Lunar meteorites from Antarctica.
Decades later, Kaysing's beliefs formed the foundation for "Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land on the Moon?" a sensational 2001 Fox TV documentary that spotted eerie "inconsistencies" in NASA's Apollo images and TV footage.
Among them: no blast craters are visible under the landing modules; shadows intersect instead of running parallel, suggesting the presence of an unnatural light source; and a planted American flag appears to ripple in a breeze although there's no wind on the moon.
The hour-long special sparked such interest in the topic that NASA took the unusual step of issuing a news release and posting a point-by-point rebuttal on its Web site. The press release began: "Yes. Astronauts did land on the moon."
In various documents, NASA has countered that the Apollo astronauts passed through the Van Allen belts too quickly to be exposed to dangerous levels of radiation; that the module's descent engines weren't powerful enough to leave a blast crater; that the shadows in photos were distorted by wide-angle lenses and sloping lunar terrain; and that the Apollo flags had horizontal support bars that made the flags swing.
Kaysing died in 2005, but not before grabbing the attention of Sibrel, a Nashville, Tennessee, filmmaker who has since become the most visible proponent of the Apollo hoax theories. With funding from an anonymous donor, Sibrel wrote and directed a 47-minute documentary in 2001 that reiterated many of the now-familiar hoax arguments.
Critics of moon-landing hoax theorists, and there are many, say it would be impossible for tens of thousands of NASA employees and Apollo contractors to keep such a whopping secret for almost four decades.
But Sibrel believes the Apollo program was so compartmentalized that only its astronauts and a handful of high-level NASA officials knew the entire story. Sibrel spent years ambushing Apollo astronauts and insisting they swear on a Bible before his cameras that they walked on the moon.
"When someone has gotten away with a crime, in my opinion, they deserve to be ambushed," Sibrel said. "I'm a journalist trying to get at the truth."
In an episode made infamous on YouTube, Sibrel confronted Aldrin in 2002 and called him "a coward, a liar and a thief." Aldrin, then 72, socked the thirtysomething Sibrel in the face, knocking him backwards.
"I don't want to call attention to the individuals who are trying to promote and shuffle off this hoax on people," Aldrin told CNN in a recent interview. "I feel sorry for the gullible people who're going to go along with them. I guess it's just natural human reaction to want to be a part of 'knowing something that somebody doesn't know.' But it's misguided. It's just a shame."
It's been 37 years since the last Apollo moon mission, and tens of millions of younger Americans have no memories of watching the moon landings live. A 2005-2006 poll by Mary Lynne Dittmar, a space consultant based in Houston, Texas, found that more than a quarter of Americans 18 to 25 expressed some doubt that humans set foot on the moon.
"As the number of people who were not yet born at the time of the Apollo program increases, the number of questions [about the moon landings] also may increase," NASA said in a statement. "Conspiracy theories are always difficult to refute because of the impossibility of proving a negative."
Launius, the National Air and Space Museum curator, believes Apollo conspiracy theories resonate with people who are disengaged from society and distrustful of government. He also believes their numbers are overblown.
"These diehards are really vocal, but they're really tiny," he said.
But Stuart Robbins, a Ph.D. candidate in astrophysics at the University of Colorado who gives lectures defending NASA from Apollo hoax theorists, believes their influence can be harmful.
"If people don't think we were able to go to the moon, then they don't believe in the ingenuity of human achievement," he said. "Going to the moon and returning astronauts safely back to Earth is arguably one of the most profound achievements in human history, and so when people simply believe it was a hoax, they lose out on that shared experience and doubt what humans can do."
In its information campaign against Apollo's "debunkers," NASA may have a potent ace up its sleeve, however. Its Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter is now circling the moon with powerful cameras, snapping crisp pictures that could reveal Apollo 11's Eagle lander squatting on the moon's surface.
Then again, conspiracy theorists may just say NASA doctored the photos.
Expected
PISSED!
I nv knew that someone can be more thick skined and self centreed than me until today. (i am not really self centered) Last week he was late for project and forgot to bring laptop and went back to take. Result was coming back 1hr later with his girlfriend. He spent most of his time with his gf rather than concentrating on his project. FINE! Tuesday project again, he asked her along and he talk 1 big round on his side of project, just so he can go out to spend time with her. 24/7/365 which means 24hours a day, 7 days a week, for 365 days a year he must see her everyday. FUCK! TODAY, he sms me he will reach 10++, asked him why he say meet her. When he came like finally, he never say a word of sorry or show sign of guilty, he read his newspaper while i search for information for him. Asked if he finish his part of project he say done left 1 part all do together LATER. FUCKING PiSSED! NVM he started to use james computer and thought he was helping him. I WAS SO SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT HE WENT YOUTUBE AND SOME WEBSITE TO EFF-ING READ MANGA!! he basically did nth but just abit of Maths PBL and went off. He then talk till like doing maths PBL was like some big thing such that we do our project and he did that PBL was sufficient enough. btw, he woke up at 7plus just to go jogging with her. Meeting time was 10am and he eff-ing just late and laugh it off. guess what he brought his laptop today and FORGOT HIS CHARGER!
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I GOT AN "A"
Project Project Project
WHAT A LOSER ! !!
SEOUL (AFP) - - A former South Korean company boss who says he gambled away 30 billion won (23.5 million dollars) in three years is suing a casino for allegedly fuelling his addiction, according to a report.
The man identified only as Chung, 67, is appealing a court ruling last November which ordered the Kangwon Land casino to pay him 2.8 billion won in damages.
Chung says this is not enough since between 2003 and 2006 he lost 30 billion won at the casino -- the country's only one authorised to admit Koreans under strict gaming laws.
The former head of a leather products company claims the government-run casino turned a blind eye to him making bets above the legitimate limit.
Chung says he knew nothing about gambling until he first visited the casino six years ago and believed he could recoup his losses by placing more bets.
"Then I got addicted," the JoongAng Daily quoted him as saying.
Chung, chafing at the 10 million won per-bet limit, hired up to five people as subordinate betters so he could wager up to 60 million won at a time.
"I still get the feeling that I can win back the money at the casino," he was quoted as saying, adding he is currently undergoing weekly therapy for his gambling addiction.
Lawyers for Kangwon Land say Chung lost his fortune in a "voluntary and normal way."
SAW THAT MELVIN? STOP GAMBLING IN CLASS.. ITS ATTRACTING ME!!
Rot
Me: Does this ever happen to you?
You: I am bored with my phone applications
Me: Well look no further; thanks to the HTC Magic you will never not have a phone again.
You: What do you mean?
Me: That’s Right
Me: Why waste another day not having a HTC magic when you can have a HTC magic.
You: That makes sense!
Me: You may be wondering what is so great about a HTC Magic anyway, It’s just an ordinary phone right? WRONG it’s MAGIC.
Compare to the first phone I had. A Nokia 8210. Remember the phone with faint yellow touch pad and screen? That’s the one. How magical could it be to use a Magic compare to 8210? Picture yourself sitting at Starbucks savouring over a cup of latte. You try to sms your friend to chat but none of them are free. You find snake and memory games a bore already. You get bored and all you can do is stare into blank space. This happens when you have an 8210 generation phone. With the HTC Magic you can surf the net with 3.5G or wifi to MSN or to watch YouTube videos.
Through the Andriod market you can download lots and lots of applications which will keep you entertained for life. Andriod market allows you to download features for Communications, entertainment, News, Widgets, Themes.
There are hundreds of different games to choose from, Poker, Tower Defence, 4 in a row, chess, Magic 8 ball. When you are playing True or Dare without a bottle? There is Spin The Bottle. When you are on the way home in a train, you want to play battleship with your friend who is at home or overseas, fret not because battleship is capable of 2 player mode by sms mode.
Jealous that your friends can MSN with their peeps at starbucks? You can download the MSN or E-buddy application on to your phone and MSN like you normally do. With your love one overseas or at work. Just get connected to any wireless that works.
I am a real clumsy person, I change countless of phone because I always bring my phone to swim or wash under the tap because it’s dirty. My phone spoils and *poof all my contacts and calendars are gone.
Next moment I will be cursing how dumb I could be to do such a thing. Moments later I start to worry about my contacts and all the important dates which I need to know.
With the ActiveSync life is much easier for clumsy people like me. Contacts and calendar are recorded in your g-mail. So if you lost your phone or spoil it, log in to your g-mail on your computer or Magic, you can retrieve back all your contacts and calendar perfectly the way it was before.
Remember all the retro ringtones which are monophonic or polyphonic? Feeling rather embarrassed when it rings in a crowded area, Ringdriod is an application found in Andriod market which allows you to select a particular chorus or part of a song which you like and use as a ringtone or alarm tone.
Speaking about alarm I remember my 8210 have just a few alarm tones to choose from. They sound like a desperate ship calling for SOS via a Morse code device. Now I can depend a song which irritates me to wake me up in the morning. No more turning up late for school of meet ups.
Remembering the times when I was in primary school I couldn’t copy notes fast enough and I have to stay back after school to copy notes from my classmates, now I needn’t with the camera life is so much easier taking down notes. Or when you hang out with some friends you have that random feeling of taking pictures, that’s where the camera comes into play.
When you sms someone and you forgot what you sms to that person, what would you do? Go to sent items and start searching for what you send to that person. With the messaging application of the MAGIC you can save the effort of going to inbox and sent items to recall what you sent. Its sms mode is more of like a thread. Everything you send to and receive from the person will appear out one after another.
What’s the main difference between MAGIC powered by andriod compared to 8210 and any other phone with wireless? IT’S THE ANDRIOD MARKET. As mentioned earlier you can download a lot of games and applications, you get to download real great deal for free. “Yessa” free. Everything you want with a touch. There is a facebook shortcut application which connects you to mafia war interface in andriod view rather than normal internet browser format. With some applications downloaded from andriod market, everything seems nicer and better.
Have i mention that you can download different themes and fonts for your phone? There are many differents of themes to choose from. From movies to games to cute animals to superstars. You gonna say this phone is a magic to the generation of moblie phones.
NEW DELHI, India (CNN) -- A landmark ruling that legalized gay sex between consenting partners in India was challenged Thursday in the country's high court, lawyers said.
Activists protest against the ruling to decriminalize gay sex in New Delhi on Sunday.
The supreme court issued a notice to the nonprofit Naz Foundation that had won a lower-court verdict after a seven-year legal fight to decriminalize gay sex.
Notices also were issued to the federal government and the New Delhi high court, which ruled last week that consensual sex between partners of the same gender was legal.
An astrologer filed a petition challenging the ruling. The petitioner argued that no constitutional right is violated by the Indian penal code's Section 377, which had outlawed gay sex, said his lawyer Praveen Agrawal.
The petition also cited Indian culture and health as grounds for seeking a stay on last week's ruling, he said.
The supreme court posted the next hearing for July 20.
Last week's ruling meant the law -- Indian penal code section 377, which had previously criminalized consensual homosexual acts between adults -- was partly struck down but remains in place as far as forced homosexual acts are concerned.
The verdict affects law enforcement all around India because it deals with a law enacted by the federal parliament.
Tomorrow to go gym and swimming in school after school then Sports club AGM? Or home to rest? Or study?
FUCK!
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