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Thursday, April 29, 2010
@ 10:55 PM

Lady GaGa is truly dedicated to her new look
LOS ANGELES - USA - The bizarre American pop starlet, Lady GaGa, astounded fans and TV audiences Friday when she announced that she has had one of her legs amputated below the knee purely for fashion purposes.



The pop singer endured the operation so that she could look increasingly 'different', and it seems she has achieved her objective. Her record company even paid for the operation and her new video will showcase the knew image when filming begins in three weeks.

"This is the latest fashion I'm starting and you can see that I'm a world leader when it comes to wacky and weird **** huh. Next month after I recover from the surgery I hope to have the other leg amputated or maybe my arm, hmm...which one should I amputate next?" Lady GaGa said on MTV yesterday whilst hopping around the studio.

"Cosmetic Amputation Surgery"

According to pop music experts, Lady GaGa has pioneered a new trend in pop acts who want to cash in on the amputations.

"Just think how cool it would be if other mediocre pop acts were to amputate parts of their bodies? You could have headless wonders singing along to their latest template RnB nonsense drum tracks or maybe legless ****tard bimbos being ferried around in wheel chairs or makeshift carts. Personally, I think this new trend is a godsend, and I'd be first in line to chop off that untalented cunt Robbie Williams' head or how about that awful vulgar tart, Paris Hilton. I think this GaGa bird is onto something, innit," Ronald Schweiner, a music journalist for Melody Maker remarked.

Veteran pop act, Madonna has already shown an interest in the new craze and has vowed to have both of her unsightly arms amputated, and in an extra twist, donated to science.





Saturday, April 24, 2010
@ 11:08 AM

Well friday is a really FML day for me.

Rush to school thinking i was late for 8am class and forgot to eat the breakfast i bought the day before.

Upon reaching school i learn that lesson was cancelled.

So i went to eat breakfast instead, i ate lontong instead of mee siam or and noodle stuffs to prevent any stray sauce to fly onto my white top man shirt. For some reason the rice just drop 2mm above the sauce and splash onto my shirt.

Went to the library to print some pictures for my Log book, borrowed Melvin's EZ-link card to print. Instruction given by computer, insert ez-link card into scanner. So i insert into the scanner all the way and realizing that it was meant for cashcard.

Call up the technician to remove his card and try again. With only a pathetic of $0.69 i can't print my papers of $3. So i used mine hoping i still have some remainder in it. Balance $2.95. 5cents short to print my stuffs.

Went for 10am practical lesson and to realize the lecturer is not conducting any practical lesson but just gonna talk and waste my time.

Was told to go to materials lab2 to collect some specimen for testing and do at home, waited for 20min to know that i must collect the specimen as a class instead of individual groups.

Went over to simei to swim at a friend's place and waited for 2 hours cause my friend is late.

THESE ARE SERIOUSLY THINGS THAT FML UPSIDE DOWN INSIDE OUT YESTERDAY.

Went home to change and head to kel house to kill time before going to Zirca/Rebel/Luna. Got drunk and somehow or another i was sent to seng kang, a friend house to sleepover at 5am. woke up at 7am to realize my friend slept on my arm till its numb and i can't sleep anymore.

i just got home and rest, i am still hungry, my stomach is still burning from so many different of alcohol in it.



Wednesday, April 21, 2010
@ 11:32 PM


Start of school term and i am like dragging myself to school everyday.

Problems with new classmates, new modules and most sever of all is FYP. Hopefully FYP admin stuffs can be settled soon and move on with my other projects. Just this semester alone i have like 5 major project to juggle.

Man what is wrong with the life of education.

Just came back from Kel's place. Play with Hachim his suggage dog. Damn cute at the age of 2 months. His bark can be heard from the ground level when he is at the 8th floor. He loves biting my fingers but when he sleeps he look so innocent and tamed. His nickname, little devil.


This Hachi.



Wednesday, April 14, 2010
@ 11:32 PM


Each time i see those photos, it fills my blood up with hatred and angony. All the stupid lame lies you people made up. Even after the recent event, you people still dont do anything about it. Not even going to discuss anything about it with me. DAMN! i shouldn't have put so much effort into doing it. Making myself tired out like a dog.

You do not need to know this post is for who, You feel any slight suspicion or guilt towards me, it will be just you.





Sunday, April 11, 2010
@ 9:14 PM

Its been a blast. Tiold myself i won't slog my ass out for this coming FO camp. End up i did for the night walk. Thanks whoever up there that not much spooky stuffs befall our campers and me. After clearing the whole nightwalk route which is half of SP i am off.

Went to Bukit panjang mac for breakfast and then West Spring to repair some stuffs. Time really flies when doing so many work, without realizing it was already 12.30 and i need to board the lorry to indoor stadium.

Upon reaching do some logistic and admin stuffs and watched some band performance. it was already 4.30pm. Push our stuffs in and its our turn to perform.

Results were not what we expects and hope for. For 8 years i been trying to help WSSS achieve a gold. and for 8 years its always a silver. I'm too old for this shit man. I guess after next week, its my last time in WSSS?

My attachment ends next week and school terms start next next week. man i need some major overhaul to my body.

Heres our video and seriously, WSMB have grown since it started. ALOT i mean even from the previous batch. I believe they will grow to a better and then the best band.
Anyway good job to all WSMB members. Give yourself 1 solid cheer!

After watching Deyi, i understand why they won the best band and also the best drum major.



Sunday, April 4, 2010
@ 3:58 AM

I am feeling rather weird to once again embrace myself in this pathetic feeling, Confused.

I remember i once have rid this feeling and start a fresh but why does it comes back to me once again? Its like i want it, but i don't dare to have it.

I have lost myself again. I do not know what i want, what i am searching for, what am i doing all these for.

I need a rest already. its 4am and yet i can't get an answer for myself.




Friday, April 2, 2010
@ 4:04 AM

A week of lesson was like hell. Its beginning to behave like a chore.

After school went lot 1 to meet Kel and shandy, Bus to clarke quay and where the fun begins.

Sahara bar for sheesha and cosmopolitan. Walk to eat bak kut teh then swa to Eski bar. Tonight is a good good night. Since i know the staff and manager there i got quite a privilege there when the regulars came and chat with us.

Drunkard Bob, Abstine (80%), eski chiller and pork ribs which taste awesome TTM. I am damn high to sleep now. I am afraid to see green faeries now.




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Singapore Polytechnic Aeronautical Engineering
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