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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
@ 9:10 PM


A SINGAPORE Polytechnic student on an industrial attachment in a city in north-east China died from stab wounds after a night club brawl with three Chinese nationals last Friday.

Mr Vincent Chia Ming Jin, 19 and in his second year as a mechatronics student, had been at a karaoke lounge in Jiamusi, a small city in Heilongjiang province.

He had been in the city for just under three weeks of a six-week aircraft maintenance programme, and had gone to the Action Zone nightspot at around 11pm with nine fellow students.






@ 8:33 PM

Prep Camp Is Drawing Near!

Peeps i am going for another camp soon. Like tomorrow WOOTS! the rise of sai gang warrior. just nice fits the theme of ice camp: hero.

Went shopping for ice camps stuffs jus now and it took 1 whole day. SHAG!

before i go i shall post some funny videos and some jokes to share. Don't miss me ya.

Helpers for ice camp please remember to attend prep camp on friday.


Why R U Reading My Post!!!

For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and
too much pressure from my job, but now I've found out the
real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked (
In my case also over poked).


The population of this country is 237 million (
I am no sure about this ).

104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the
work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do
the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million
to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for
state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do
the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading my post (
No wander I feel so overworked! )!!!




Sunday, September 27, 2009
@ 5:03 PM

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I AM SO BLOODY TIRED FROM TYPING ALL THE ACCOUNTS.. ALL THE BLOODY FIGURES AND COMPANY NAMES AND DIFFERENT PRODUCTS.

maybe cause i had a bloody nice meal jus now, i made a bacon roll and pizza and half a pamelo fruit. which makes me rather sleepy. sitting infront of 1 laptop screen and one cpu screen since 11am. i am like just pass half the arch file. i have 8 files to clear. oh GOD!!

Think of the yong tau hu later i going to cook and durian feast at geylang, i must jiayou!!! Tomorrow have to go school early in the morning for D&D meeting then go Air Force Museum. Why Museum ! !! ! !!. confirm cab in one lor. lazy bus and walk.

Rants abt all the work i need to do.. Wat a holiday ! !! ! !! i wan go batam for a long massage session.



Saturday, September 26, 2009
@ 11:03 PM

Work Work Work

Either i have school work like Ice camp or SMAE Day meeting, i will be going down to punggol for work. I want a day break man. no not a day. a week would be best.



Thursday, September 24, 2009
@ 11:12 AM

NIKE HUMAN QUEUE!

Yesterday i went to queue for the nike human race registration at wisma atrium. Its more of like human queue i am telling u. registration starts at 11am, i reach at 10.50am and thought that i am rather kiasu, but when i reach there i am at postition 364 already!! ! !! ! !! 5hr30min later then i got my chance to register!!! Its bloody boring to be alone there without a psp or my mp3.

Went down to ECP for ICE camp main comm outing. i ain't renting another skates another more. i rather buy my own pair. Its a tiring day for my legs.

Back to Sp for meetings and meetings and then a walkthrough of night walk route. Which lasted till 6 plus. I am having another lecturer meeting later on. OH MAN! ! !! ! !! tomorrow another meeting _l_



Monday, September 21, 2009
@ 11:51 PM


Black Pepper Crab and Curry Fish head jus now. AWESOME man. nice food cheers me up ^^

A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist..

'Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard.

I feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it.'

'Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you have your own reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you.'

'Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car

besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand....'

'Did he hold your hand like this?'

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now'

'If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard. It means

he doesn't want to be separated from you.'

'Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me...'

'Like this?'

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing.'

'It's not a Bastard.

It means he wanna stay forever by your side'

'Then he kissed me...'

'Like this?'

'Yes, Doctor.. Exactly like how you're kissing me..'

'If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bastard.

it means he adores you.'

'Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs, Doc....'

'Like this?'

'Yes, Doctor... exactly like that'

'It's not behavior of a bastard.. It means he wants to protect you.'

'Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... '

'Did you resist?'

'No. I let him do it, coz I love him....'

'Did he take off your clothes like this?'

'Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now.......'

'He still doesn't deserve to be called 'Bastard, because it means he

wanna learn about your body completely.'

'Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me...'

........................

'Did he do it just like what we do?'

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same'

'You still can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you.'

'But then he told me that he has AIDS'

All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor screaming,'

BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!'


Resume

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
























Employers response:

Dear Ivan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.





@ 12:20 AM

Last friday had a handball competition, was super slack cause i can't run. Maybe not cause i am sick but i have not been hitting the gym and swimming pool for sometime. not a bad result. 1 lost 1 draw.

I have been having meeting marathons recently. 3 meetings in a row which last 6hours, and another day with ice camp meeting which last 7hours. I have more meetings to go.

Just now i went to boat quay for my dinner. Brewerkz is definitely a place for people who wants to taste different kind of brews. Too bad i am not a good drinker but i tried their fruit brew beer. Its nice. But its not cheap to dine there.



Tuesday, September 15, 2009
@ 2:19 PM

am i being selfish? i don think so. You are my parents doesn't mean everything you people say are right.

I am a selfish soul
I don’t see the sorrows around
I don’t hear the cries
I just curse the system to change
What good did I do to change

I am a selfish soul
Am I even worthy to comment
If I myself refuse to change
I don’t even smile at people
Why do I expect them to smile

I am a selfish soul
I am living inside a cocoon
Pretending to be a happy soul
Not accepting the evils around
What good am I if I don’t change

I am a selfish soul
Why do people fight I ask
Without wanting them to stop
I don’t really care for anyone
Unless it is someone my own

I am a selfish soul
Why should I wait for a saviour
Why do I even care for a change
As long as I am happy in my mask
Why do I need a change

I am a selfish soul
The miseries around make me think
But time heals everything
Those who loose they suffer
As time passes sorrows get lesser

I am a selfish soul
World filled with crooks and lies
Who cares who cries and who dies
I don’t have time for anyone
I am happy in my wicked mask

I am a selfish soul
Whats all these disease and filth
All the crippled and the sick
As all day I merry around
Little I care whats going around

I am a selfish soul
Why should I care you beg for bread
Why do I care that you even eat
As long as I got my share of meat
What do I care whats your fate

I am a selfish soul
Little I care if on road you sleep
What do I care that you, even sleep
As long as I have my roof
I don’t care you cry or weep

I am a selfish soul
What do I care whose cries are these
As long as I am happy I care the least
I am a selfish soul
I am a selfish soul…………………



Monday, September 14, 2009
@ 12:41 AM


After today i know abit more stuffs. I have been living in a comfortable life. There are alot of things that i do not know. Despite me being such a observant person. I actually miss out few important things going on which leads to this family problem.

Who is at fault? my dad, my mom, my sis, my bro, or me?

Am i wrong to raise my voice at them?

I realize that what i have been looking at is not the truth, i want the truth, but i can't handle the truth. I ain't a strong man afterall.

All of you only know how to make use of my weakness to lead me around. Just because i am soft hearted? You all make use of me? This is what parents will do?





Sunday, September 13, 2009
@ 4:51 AM

Cradle me to sleep



Friday, September 11, 2009
@ 8:42 PM

i just wish to be happy. truly happy. not being so sad everyday when i come home.



@ 1:41 AM

I am sick and tired of everything in my life. Everything you name it, i hate it.



Wednesday, September 9, 2009
@ 12:48 AM

Maybe somethings just can't work out. You people belongs to RP well i am in SP. hard to communicate and meet up. Not that RPs and SPs can't be friends.. But to be like group of close friends maybe not. 8 Republic Poly 1 Singapore Poly. We were not even friends in secondary or primary school. But a bunch of friends through Kel. Maybe i was never in PBT in the first place? My phone is spoilt, lost all ur contacts, msn u all yet doesn't seem to have any reply. Is it fate to have all this events happen at the same time? If yes WHY ! ?

Memories of us chalet together and chilling out together will never be forgotten.

What will you people do when u see this post? or do you peeps even bother coming here anymore?



@ 12:35 AM

SINFUL DAY

I am lacked of sleep, and yet i am still awake. Went for band prac at WSSS just now in the morning. KAO i didn't know they were washing instrument, wasted a trip, maybe not. cause help abit here and there.

Went to ngee ann city for COCA steamboat buffet. not that AWESOME not that SHITTY. not worth your time queuing up to eat. I am bloody fat now! !! ! !!

Hey i nv smoke today despite the urge to man. COOL! cause i ain't a chingstah(gangster)




Tuesday, September 8, 2009
@ 12:00 AM



Happy Birthday 15 Everlyn

Firstly Happy Birthday to You Ever. I am broke now, but don't worry i am getting you something which you have been hinting, pestering and yearning for.

p/s you look nicer with your spectacles on.

I’m wishing you another year
Of laughter, joy and fun,
Surprises, love and happiness,
And when your birthday’s done,

I hope you feel deep in your heart,
As your birthdays come and go,
How very much you mean to me,
More than you can know.

Thanks for all the help you have gave me, As simple as helping create this blogskin, the songs, every little small problem i have with this blog. And also for being there for me when i needed someone. You are the best. ^^

Happy 17 Birthday Hui Yun

Be prepared to face a year of nonsense, fun and laughter with me in SP yo!! next semester you are heading to the gym with me. No Escape hor!! haha..

Lastly a birthday cake for both of you=]





Saturday, September 5, 2009
@ 8:43 PM

WORK WORK WORK

for the whole of today, i was at punggol doing accounts data entry for my cousin. My eyes are sore from looking at figures.. you have no idea how shiity it was to llok at so many confusing look alike combinations of numbers..

i will need a spectacles soon. very soon.



Thursday, September 3, 2009
@ 10:43 PM


Dog For Pick Up

Please do help to ask your friends if they are keen to adopt her.

Twinkle's about 1.5 year old by now if i am not wrong.

She's been sterilized and had the whole series of immunizations when we had her.

She's also been Frontlined regularly. No need for grooming because of her short hair.

Just requires nail clipping.

She loves Dog Toys, so we will be happy to pass on her toys to the new family as well.

Cheers,


Happy Birthday Kimberly!!




Wednesday, September 2, 2009
@ 11:37 PM

A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.

A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one.

Behind the second coffin was a Solitary man walking with a black dog.

Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb

you,

But I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in

single line.

Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied," That first coffin is for my wife."

What happened to her?"

"My dog attacked and killed her."

"Well, who is in the second coffin?"

"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked

And killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.

Then the First one asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?




@ 2:28 AM


SUAY SUAY SUAY SUAY SUAY SUAY SUAY

WA SEH!!! tell me i am not suay at all i got 2 dick man. seriously!!

Today marks the last day of hell for Sem1. It is also the day that mark my life for being so down right suay.

Went studying in school at 12pm, for the first time i am studying Engineering Materials 2 and 4pm i have the exam paper. ZAI? 3.30pm super stress i go toilet smoke. I BLOODY GOT CAUGHT FOR SMOKING IN SCHOOL!!! Si Mi Lan Jiao. the guard is just nice go buy lunch den sun bian walk by to check cause that toilet is notorious for smoking. THINK its exam time will have very little student in school, why bother to patrol, 3.30pm for lunch WTF. i smoke there countless of time during school days during lunch hour also nv tio anything. i smoke less than half stick nia already tio caught. speechless.

After exam i wait for Mel and went to butter factory for a walk in interview. interview time is from 2pm - 7pm. we finish our paper at 6pm and rush down, Reach there jus seconds before 3 idiots who look more geek than me. They got a chance for interview and guess what this CB DOG tell me. "sorry interview time is from 1pm - 6pm. Interview is closed" I HOPE HE DRINK TILL HE 2 YEARS LATER GO WASH KIDNEY!! mel's friend say is till 7pm cause she work there. ARGH! just few seconds and we lost our job because they jus reach their quota of recruitment.

Then that nelson go cut hair for 1 bloody hour. Me and mel from butter factory walk to bugis and continue waiting and finally his hair is done. While walking that shit feeling come again. The feeling of walking around aimlessly dunno to go where. Cause we plan to go drink with like at least 5 ppl. End up 3 person. And unable to decide where to go till like 6plus. Went haji lane to jus drink and 1 bottle of beer got me drunk and headache already.

cannot tahan and cab home. cannot even play a good game of dota. fucking sian.

Oh ya, i play punk 2 times today. WOOTS. i was hungry while waiting for melson to cut hair, so i went to order this XXL chicken at one stall, i thought it will be like already deep fried and ready to cut and powder it. end up leh she take out from fridge and start to deep fry. cannot tahan to wait i jus walk off without telling the person. 2nd time was afte i was drunk we paid the bill. Feeling hungry we ordered a bowl of fries, after finishing too lazy to wait for the person to come, we just happily walk off. xD

i think later nv reach 5pm i won't wake up!!!! i need my beauty sleep.

seriously tell me i not suay today, i grow 2 dick for u to see.


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Singapore Polytechnic Aeronautical Engineering
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