Little update

This week is rather a stupid week for me, go school nv study much, go home want study no mood. So its like a wasted week.

Story of Two Cows

ROAR do enjoy the laugh of these joke ya? MOO~

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION...

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and

produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images

called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so

they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.

You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION...

You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.

Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.

When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20.

The buyer decided you can keep the m ilk, who rather go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead. At the end your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION...

You have two cows.

Whenever prices of GST, ERP, PUB and kopi-si go up; one cow-peh and the other cow-bu!?

8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...

Brave, Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic,Industrious, Self-organized.

In short, (use high light to read)

B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...

Brave, Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic,Industrious, Self-organized.

In short, (use high light to read)

B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

5 riddles

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!


THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:






Answers:

1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right?

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!

5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.




How did you do?

I was wrong for being rude?

Today marks the day for the end of SMAE street soccer fiesta, Congrats to all winners and thanks for taking part. It ended without any fights(almost had). It ended early so Bin, Zack, Chew and i decided to go clementi for dinner. Mode of transport, A squeezy MRT. Before i alight i said excuse me and this !@#$%^ malay guy around 30plus year old elbow my face and kick me in the butt. Asking why i say excuse me so loud. Got wrong meh? i said and he beat me. So i pick a fight with me to even out the humilation i got from him. sadly i was pulled back. The malay guy had a friend of his who actually want to fight with me. What in the world is going with the oldies? they think they big they can do whatever they want? FUCK this. i could have gave him a fist that he will never forget.

Why R U Reading My Post!!!
For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and
too much pressure from my job, but now I've found out the
real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked ( In my case also over poked).

The population of this country is 237 million ( I am no sure about this ).

104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the
work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do
the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million
to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for
state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do
the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading my post ( No wander I feel so overworked! )!!!

A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist..
'Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard.
I feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it.'
'Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you have your own reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you.'

'Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car
besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand....'
'Did he hold your hand like this?'
'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now'
'If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard. It means
he doesn't want to be separated from you.'
'Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me...'
'Like this?'
'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing.'
'It's not a Bastard.
It means he wanna stay forever by your side'
'Then he kissed me...'
'Like this?'
'Yes, Doctor.. Exactly like how you're kissing me..'
'If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bastard.
it means he adores you.'
'Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs, Doc....'
'Like this?'
'Yes, Doctor... exactly like that'
'It's not behavior of a bastard.. It means he wants to protect you.'
'Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... '
'Did you resist?'
'No. I let him do it, coz I love him....'
'Did he take off your clothes like this?'
'Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now.......'
'He still doesn't deserve to be called 'Bastard, because it means he
wanna learn about your body completely.'
'Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me...'
........................
'Did he do it just like what we do?'
'Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same'
'You still can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you.'
'But then he told me that he has AIDS'
All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor screaming,'
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!'

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other.

When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow...

Her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......'

Bloody women they think of everything!!!!

Check out this 2 new cars

They look fucking awesome!!!

Shopping Spree

Its been a spree for me these weeks. Recently i just spent $380 on clothes and berms, today i spent $180 with weiyang, James and M at town. From cine to hereens to somerset 101 to fareast to plaza sing. We shop like some girl like that. My feet is sore already lor.

Submission ID	Activity ID	Acad Year	CCA Organisation	Activity Name	Role Name	Status	Details
00005	CCA00044	2008	School of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engineering Club	Annual General Meeting	Academic Club,Org Member	Approved	Details
00006	CCA00044	2009	School of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engineering Club	Annual General Meeting	Academic Club,Participant	Approved	Details
00010	CCA00044	2008	SP Students' Union	Annual General Meeting	Students' Union,Participant	Approved	Details
00016	CCA00044	2009	SP Students' Union	Annual General Meeting	Students' Union,Participant	Approved	Details
00004	CCA00044	2008	Architecture and the Built Environment Club	Annual General Meeting	Academic Club,Participant	Approved	Details
00070	CCA00423	2007	Sch of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engg	Freshmen Orientation Programme	Participant	Approved	Details
00003	CCA00696	2008	School of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engineering Club	School of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engineering Club	Management Committee Member	Approved	Details
00019	CCA00731	2008	Student Development	SMAE Day	Org Member	Approved	Details
00067	CCA00764	2008	Sch of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engg	National Day Observance Ceremony	Official/Helper/Performer	Approved	Details
00010	CCA01112	2008	Student Development	Singapore River Regatta	Participant	Approved	Details
00010	CCA01112	2008	Student Development	Singapore River Regatta	Plate,2ndRunner-up	Approved	Details
00013	CCA01140	2008	Student Development	Social Chalet	Participant	Approved	Details
00005	CCA01276	2008	School of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engineering Club	Sports Festival	MM Club,Org Member	Approved	Details
00758	CCA01543	2008	Sch of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engg	Class Management Committee	Class Representative,Semester 1	Approved	Details
01044	CCA01543	2009	Sch of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engg	Class Management Committee	Class Representative,Semester 1	Approved	Details
01087	CCA01543	2009	Sch of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engg	Class Management Committee	Class Representative,Semester 2	Approved	Details
00014	CCA01985	2008	Student Development	Staff vs Student Games	Participant	Approved	Details
00010	CCA02184	2008	Student Development	Ionic Evolution Camp	Participant	Approved	Details
00011	CCA02184	2009	Student Development	Ionic Evolution Camp	Org Member	Approved	Details
00006	CCA02189	2008	SP Students' Union	Appreciation Dinner	Students' Union,Participant	Approved	Details
00003	CCA02273	2007	School of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engineering Club	Freshmen Orientation Camp	Participant	Approved	Details
00008	CCA02725	2008	Student Development	SPINNOVEX	MM Club,Org Member	Approved	Details
00003	CCA03324	2008	Student Development	SAVA Sprints	Rower	Approved	Details
00001	CCA04938	2008	School of Communication, Arts and Social Sciences	NE Drama @ Old Parliament House	Participant	Approved	Details
00001	CCA05205	2008	Student Development	Talk on "Water Sports Safety"	Audience	Approved	Details
00001	CCA05298	2008	School of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engineering Club	Halloween Nite	Org Member	Approved	Details
00016	CCA05498	2009	Community Service & Cultural Club	SP Star	Audience	Approved	Details
00001	CCA05820	2008	School of Mechanical & Aeronautical Engineering Club	Bonding Camp	Org Member	Approved	Details
00001	CCA06574	2009	Sports Club	MacRitchie Race	Participant	Approved	Details

Total Approved CCA Points:

101

As of:

09/01/2010

FML (Fuck My Life)

This whole week i was staying overnight in school for SPinnovex. For 5 nights sleeping at 3-4am waking up at 7am just to do catia. And up till now, the very foundation step is still fucked up. Thanks those bloody lecturers for giving me such a fucked up coordinates.

SPinnovex is here!

Stayed in school since monday till now, till saturday night. Idea was to stay over and have fun in the night and sleep like 3am 4am. However plan was crashed when swimming pool is still under construction AND i have CATIA assignment to complete. However lights out for me still remains the same despite different activity. sleeping at 4am waking up at 7am for class. Tiring shit.

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.