System online 30hours and counting. DANG! i need to get some sleep already. Mechanics Fever is finally over. 1 night to study 1 semester worth of stuffs. I ain't gonna fail man. Some careless mistakes though.
Lunch at chinatown with the usuals and slept all the way back on the bus and miss the bus stop. have to take lrt and walk to my secondary school. EFF-ing hell why is there no cloud cover today? The weather is killing me man. Plus i wore a pull over. Glad i am home in my air-conditioned room now.
Heres a joke to cheer some NAN GUO person up.
Why Women should not take husbands shopping!
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Shopping mall.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out quickly. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Shopping mall:
Dear Mrs. Ho,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Ho are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would
bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people
just leave me alone?'
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants
were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least.
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's
no toilet paper in here!'
BARBIE DOLL has her 50th birthday this year...
Tweety Bird is 60 years old!
And what about all our other ...
CHILDHOOD
SUPERHEROES?
Superman
Thor
Wonder Woman (touch of menopause here?)
Batman and Robin
Spiderman
"Life is short, break the rules, forgive sooner, kiss slowly, laugh without control and always keep smiling !
Maybe life is not the party that we were expecting, but in the mean time, we're here and we can still dance....."