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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

@ 11:18 PM

Today is a freaking long day.

8am to 5pm class. paragon to mug till 9pm.

Intended idea was to go holland V to study at some cafe, however me and Mel never alight at the bus stop and we just travel all the way to town. Dinner at Soup Spoon and mug at Cha Cha, its a nice japanese drink stall.

walked from paragon to plaza sing to find some inspiration for alot of stuffs. hopefully all the ideas can work out well.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

@ 3:17 AM

Time to update this bloggy of mine.

Week of happening stuffs, injure here and there and boring lessons. training and 2 self proclaim no school days.

However saturday is a different story.

Due to late night dota session with some noobshits i sleep at 5am and woke up around 2 plus. Went to CDANs for some bowling session with some band juniors. Partly cause its veronica birthday this coming tuesday. First game was nice score 90++. 2nd game was team was rather off form already, 3rd game i dislocated my right wrist, thats the reason for damn off form game. scoring 4 times in a row of ZERO! 5 ZEROS in the game. DAMNIT.

Didn't went for band AAR meeting, i rather go down to Vivo to meet my ICE peeps than to a meeting where i will see some assholes whom i don't wish to see. Dinner at soup restaurant and eat the leftovers, cause i am late. Kay la, my people where got so bad give me leftovers, they save food for me la. HAHA. thanks yo.

Dessert at ben and jerrys!!! AWESOME!!! 1 pint of choco brownie and strawberrycheesecake. AWESOME! rooftop to play some card monopoly and it was hilarious. For no reason i was pillared. FML!

Went to park lane for dota session with Melvin and Xiang han. Miss the good old times when DARE/FT/03 were a class.

Just got home around 3am and i don't think i can sleep, i got to reach tanah merah at 8.15am later!!

Sunday, May 16, 2010

@ 8:09 PM

Friday

Ended school and went roaming around aimlessly till Melvin is donw from his TP. Went haji lane for a sheesha session then to Thai pub at golden mile. The place can be nice and scary at the same time. I drank around 8 cups of tiger and ended up puking twice badly. The thai food at golden mile rather nice. Ate porridge and fried rice for supper.

Saturday

Went over to peiwen don't know for what before going to Katong to play lan with Melvin. Bus to woodlands then train to CCK for breakfast before meeting Nessa and her friends. Went Jurong point for movie session, Backup plan. Not exactly that awesome though. Queensway to window shop for ManU shirt. Going to buy next week when i got the money.

Picnic at chinese garden after shopping and it was rather fun. My first time picnicking and there was so much food till cannot finish. Went to Greenridge KFC to rest before taking 190 to Clarke Quay. Meet Pei shan then went to her friend's birthday party at Zirca.

Sunday

Club ends at 4.30am and rest off somewhere before meeting Nessa at clementi for a fishing trip to pulau hantu. Only caught 3 small fish, Not bad le hor. HAHAHA. I want go again!!! again!! again!

So for 2 nights of party animal, i only get to sleep 5 hours!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

@ 6:58 PM

Lesson from 8am - 5pm today, rather hard to tong so long lor. Consider that i had some nightmare throughout my sleep which prompts me to wake up several times. Its a miracle despite having these factors that should lead me to a tiring and mundane day, i was so keen in learning today.
However today seems to be a rather fragile day, everything seems rather fragile.

After breakfast i sat down in the lecture hall with the lecturer right infront of me. I rested my leg on the chair and pressed against it. Normally this design chair don't give way no matter how hard i apply pressure. However today, with the slightest pressure from my calf muscle it broke, Maybe not so little force since it broke. HAHAHAHA.. The whole lecture hall of 6 classes started to stare at me and laugh, some cheered while the lecturer staring at me. I was like acting innocent all the time. DAMNIT! i think that adds up to 6 chairs i broke in the lecture hall since year1.

Next was during lunch, Nelson LG secret appears to have nice crack patterns on the glass when Melvin shove the phone off the table and had it crash land on the floor. It was rather hilarious how one shove actually cause it to crack so badly when Nelson always drop it and whack it yet nothing happens.

After lunch i went for statistic lesson and was so engrossed in it when suddenly one side of my chair gave way. It scare the shit out of me and everyone was like laughing even my lecturer. I SWEAR the chair fail due to natural fatigue failure.

Tomorrow i am going back to WSSS to meet the principal.

Monday, May 10, 2010

@ 8:37 PM

Back from Wakeboarding camp and no pictures of me wakeboarding cause only play awhile of it. Most of the time i am soaking in the water of throwing people into the water. And got thrown. Maybe when i go wakeboarding at punggol u get to see me flying with some stunts. HAHA..

I successfully trick quite a number of people to believing me that i am a year 1 poly student with Khairul Nizam as my name. PAWNAGE! My last chance to be a camper in poly camps. Definitely had fun making friends there like a freshie. I dare to say this camp won't be so fun without me. HAHA!

Woke up late for gym and swimming today so ended up swimming for 30min. Was hoping to find my ear stud in the olympic size pool where i do wakeboarding or got thrown into the pool and it came loose. I just bought it last week with nessa during a movie session. DAMNIT! i like that ear stud alot.

Can't wait for friday, might be going to thai pub with Mel and Nel. Feel bad if i don't go with them since they jio me to go since year 1. After which i will go over to Zirca to find Kel and peeps to finish up our vodka the last time we went. Its gonna be a party night.

Can't wait for saturday when i gonna watch another movie with VENESSA! Gonna shop for my first Man.U shirt HAHA. i'm a Man.U fan but not those super fanatic. AHAAHA!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

@ 10:25 AM


	8:00 - 9:00	9:00 - 10:00	10:00 - 11:00	11:00 - 12:00	12:00 - 13:00	13:00 - 14:00	14:00 - 15:00	15:00 - 16:00	16:00 - 17:00	17:00 - 18:00
Mon					MS6203 STAT Lecture DARE/FT/3A 01,02,03,04,05,06 LT18A Surojit Dutta Sem1	MM3206 PD Lecture DARE/FT/3A 12 T1863, W1122 Ting Keng Soon Sem1Wk1,3,5,7,11,13,15		MM3520 AFSYS Lecture DARE/FT/3A 05,06 T1635 Er Seow Hong Sem1	MM3450 APP II Lecture DARE/FT/3A 05,06 T1635 Hendra Sem1
Mon						MM3206 PD Tutorial DARE/FT/3A 12 T1863, W1122 Ting Keng Soon Sem1Wk2,4,6,8,12,14,16,20
Tue	MM3315 AEROMA Practical DARE/FT/3A 05 W1414/A Bang Toong Kiang Sem1Wk2,4,6,8,12,14,16,20		MS6203 STAT Lecture DARE/FT/3A 01,02,03,04,05,06 LT17A Surojit Dutta Sem1	MM3315 AEROMA Lecture DARE/FT/3A 01,02,03,04,05,06 LT17A Bang Toong Kiang Sem1		MS6203 STAT Tutorial DARE/FT/3A 05 T1564 Jaya Shreeram S/o S Jayaram Sem1	MM3520 AFSYS Lecture DARE/FT/3A 05,06 T1564 Er Seow Hong Sem1	MM3450 APP II Lecture DARE/FT/3A 05,06 T1564 Hendra Sem1
Tue	MM3315 AEROMA Tutorial DARE/FT/3A 05 T1844 Bang Toong Kiang Sem1Wk1,3,5,7,11,13,15
Wed	MM3206 PD Practical DARE/FT/3A 12 T1863, W1122 Ting Keng Soon Sem1			MM3824 QEM Lecture DARE/FT/3A 01,02,03,04,05,06 LT18A Chia Kiak Biow Sem1		BA503B EOM Lecture GE/BA503B/FT 01 T1555 Chin Kin Yong Sem1
Thu	MM3450 APP II Practical DARE/FT/3A 05 W1315/B Duncan Sih Wei Cheong Sem1Wk2,4,6,8,12,14,16,20		MM3824 QEM Lecture DARE/FT/3A 01,02,03,04,05,06 LT18A Chia Kiak Biow Sem1	MM3315 AEROMA Lecture DARE/FT/3A 01,02,03,04,05,06 LT18A Bang Toong Kiang Sem1			MM305Y PROJ-1 Project DARE/FT/3A 05 Sem1
Thu	MM3450 APP II Tutorial DARE/FT/3A 05 T1841 Duncan Sih Wei Cheong Sem1Wk1,3,5,7,11,13,15
Fri	MM3824 QEM Practical DARE/FT/3A 05 T1822/B Chan Ah Kuen Sem1Wk2,4,6,8,12,14,16,20		MM3520 AFSYS Practical DARE/FT/3A 05 W1214, W1315/B Er Seow Hong Sem1Wk1,3,5,7,11,13,15
Fri	MM3824 QEM Tutorial DARE/FT/3A 05 T1822/B Chan Ah Kuen Sem1Wk1,3,5,7,11,13,15		MM3520 AFSYS Tutorial DARE/FT/3A 05 W1315/G Er Seow Hong Sem1Wk2,4,6,8,12,14,16,20
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

@ 10:34 PM

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."

__________________

Memo

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

@ 11:10 PM

Here's 2 joke for the unhappy person.

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women`s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry." This infurated the wife and daughter so the daughter said."Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man`s twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"

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A man and his wife, now in their 60`s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

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make it 3 then.

A little boy walked in on his parents having sex. He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad, and he says "Mommy, what are you doing?" She said, "Well, daddy's too fat so I thought I'd try to flatten him out." The boy replied, "Why bother, every Tuesday the maid comes over and blows him back up again!"