Joke For The Day

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday.
The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll
confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under
your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie"

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official
asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

"The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare
from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date,
unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." "Next."